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    Default Funny, interesting or weird quotes from books

    Read a book and you wanted to share that funny passage/phrase with someone? Or maybe you read a weird line that's so weird and odd it made you laugh? Or just made you go ?
    Anything goes, from weird to interesting, from "oh my god, i can't stop laughing" to "my god, is this author insane?".
    Share and bring a smile on our faces cause we so need them these days.


    For the moment, I have no ideas, but I'm sure you do, so go on and post
    for all
    And remember, sharing is caring


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    It would figure the best looking guy on this ward is gay...and he has a sexier than sin boyfriend...I swear to God I'm going to turn into a man. It's the only way". from (I'll Be Your Drill, Soldier) by Crystal Rose



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    "Her breasts were the kind of rocket tits that appeared during Cold War Playboy spreads, the smooth lines of skin tapering down to nuclear pink tips. His tongue wandered over into the demilitarized dark zone of her areola, skimming lightly over the tiny raised bumps as though trying to work his way through a particularly hazardous minefield."

    Are they having sex or going to war?!?!?! WTF?


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    “Float like a butterfly, sting like a unicorn
    from T.J. Klune, Tell Me It's Real



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    This is from blurb of book recently posted here:

    "He's anything but carefree and gentle, and his vampire-like personality sucks the young Alexander into his hold.
    "

    Of course that vampire-like personality would suck...





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    “Aaron’s mouth dropped open when he entered the “room;” it was more like a huge open loft … no walls, huge floor to ceiling windows, shiny hardwood floors … perfect for a studio. He had no idea how Jake had acquired such a huge space in Manhattan.
    As if reading his mind, Alyson leaned over and whispered, “He bought the place next door and tore down the walls.”
    “Perfect,” replied Aaron, “and did he happen to find a treasure chest hidden in one of the walls as well?”
    “What do you mean?”
    “I mean, how the holy hell does he afford this place? He looks like he’s twelve.”
    “He’s twenty-​two, and he happens to be quite successful.”
    “At twenty-​____ing-​two?”
    “He was born with talent?” Alyson said questioningly.
    “He’s a lucky wanker who blew the right people?” suggested Aaron.
    Alyson tried to scowl but grinned instead, “A child prodigy?”
    “A deal with the devil?”
    “Naturally gifted?”
    “An indulgent sugar daddy?”
    “How about ‘c) All of the above’?” asked a third voice from behind the partition at the far corner of the studio.”
    from Giselle Ellis, Take My Picture


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    The first thing was that she often had a temper that
    made a PMS-ing harpy going into nicotine withdrawal look
    like a chubby fuzzy bunny that burped daisies and shot
    rainbows out its ass.

    '' Amy Lane'' Bewitched By Bella's Brother


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    The second thing was that Sebastian was so gay he
    made a parade in San Francisco look like a Bible Belt tent
    revival.

    Same book


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    "He was so deep in her she thought his c**k should be tickling her heart."

    Hmm, no...I'm pretty sure that's how heart-attack starts...


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    "I'm starting to think that f*cking is like a handshake around here" Soul Mates, Jourdan Lane

    I mean LoL it was like never ending laugh for me when I read that, it was so funny haha



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