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    Default Funny, interesting or weird quotes from books

    Read a book and you wanted to share that funny passage/phrase with someone? Or maybe you read a weird line that's so weird and odd it made you laugh? Or just made you go ?
    Anything goes, from weird to interesting, from "oh my god, i can't stop laughing" to "my god, is this author insane?".
    Share and bring a smile on our faces cause we so need them these days.


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    for all
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    "But with you in one of those nice little ____toy outfits, I can guarantee that all those there with a taste for male flesh like my own, will be drooling over your tight athletic ass."



    from King's Cat


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    "You don't want to f**k with me on this, Corey."
    Corey turned and looked at Tommy. The man stared
    daggers at him. "I'm really not in the mood for any bullshit.
    This spawn of Satan I'm carrying"—Tommy waved in the
    direction of his stomach—"has been playing soccer with
    my bloody ribs all morning while it sits on my bladder. I'm
    tired, I'm fat, I'm hormonal, and quite frankly, I'm f**king
    over being pregnant."

    Corey - Toni Griffin


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    "See these bodies well tended to," He ordered. "They kept their oaths even if to an unworthy leader. Their graves shall be marked."
    "What about the Prince Sire?"
    "Bury him with the Duke, but do not place a marker for the Prince. I don't want a place for revolutionaries to gather, and the Duke has earned the right to protect him for all eternity."

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     Who is this from? I like the quote, but I can't find the book

    21:53, 24th Feb 2014


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    "Show me a man or a woman alone and I'll show you a saint.
    Give me two and they'll fall in love.
    Give me three and they'll invent the charming thing we call 'society'.
    Give me four and they'll build a pyramid.
    Give me five and they'll make one an outcast.
    Give me six and they'll reinvent prejudice.
    Give me seven and in seven years they'll reinvent warfare.
    Man may have been made in the image of God, but human society was made in the image of His opposite number, and is always trying to get back home.”



    Stephen King, The Stand






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    "I'm very good at the past. It's the present I can't understand."

    Nick Hornby - High Fidelity

    (aka one of my favorite books)


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    He got a hold of the enemy’s fist and threw him against a lollipop, making him faint.



    The Seven Mazes by Amy Lambo

    and btw i dont reccomand this book

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    Beraht hissed. "I knew he was bad, but—" He shook his head. "I'm not sorry I'm gone."
    "That's the first sensible thing you've said since you fell into my keeping," von Adolwulf said. "Perhaps the arcen hasn't rotted your brains entirely."
    "Don't get too lofty, Wolf." Beraht set his tea cup down with a sharp clack. "It was arcen that saved both of us, and it's arcen which helped make your sword. Don't lecture me."
    "Arcen doesn't give me my skill," von Adolwulf snarled. "If I could strip my sword of it, I would."
    Beraht sneered. "You keep telling yourself that. Don't like being as dependant as the rest of us on outside forces?"
    "I'm not," von Adolwulf said. "If you don't shut up, I will be more than happy to prove it."
    "I always forget the thrill you get out of beating me."
    Von Adolwulf let out a short bark of laughter, and his grin was a challenge. "It's the only thing that shuts you up."


    Megan Derr - the prisoner


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    Bastard.
    "What did I do this time?" von Adolwulf asked, and Beraht was brought up short by the utter weariness in his tone.
    Beraht stalked closer, titling his head up to meet the cool gaze of those eyes. "You drive me mad."
    "The feeling is entirely mutual," von Adolwulf snapped, annoyance beginning to enter his tone, "though I would like to know what I have done this time."
    "You breathe!" Beraht replied, feeling the last of his temper slip free of its restraints. "You exist!


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    "Come back with your shield, or on it."
    "On your shield?" said Nobby. "You mean like... sledging, sort of thing?"
    "Like dead," said Angua. "It meant come back a winner or not at all."
    "Well, I always came back with my shield," said Nobby. "No problem there."
    "Nobby," sighed Colon, "you used to come back with your shield, everyone else’s shield, a sack of teeth and fifteen pairs of still–warm boots. On a cart."
    "We–ell, no point in going to war unless you’re on the winning side," said Nobby, sticking the white feather in his helmet.
    "Nobby, you was always on the winning side, the reason bein’, you used to lurk aroun’ the edges to see who was winning and then pull the right uniform off’f some poor dead sod. I used to hear where the generals kept an eye on what you were wearin’ so they’d know how the battle was going."
    "Lots of soldiers have served in lots of regiments," said Nobby.
    "Right, what you say is true. Only not usually during the same battle," said Sergeant Colon.

    (from "Jingo" by Terry Pratchett)


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    “It was a breeze, especially when they realised why I dressed like a shark. Judge Fathom asked if I was crazy, I said I wasn’t. He asked me what day it was and what city we were in. I passed with flying colours. I must say though, I kind of miss my fin.” Vincent shrugged. “I can give that up, but I refuse to lose the hippie shoes.”


    “Are you sure about these shoes?” Vincent asked. “Because my feet hurt.”
    They squeaked, too.
    “Maybe you should take them off, Dad.” Finn looked worried. “Shoes shouldn’t squeak and tomorrow’s going to be a long day.”
    “No, no, no. They’re Armani. Chicks love ‘em.”

    Andrew Merrow had swum over to the windows, surrounded by schools of adoring fish. He was such a majestic sight, some people began to cry. Magenta and Gladys threw their arms around one another, weeping.
    “Oh, he’s beautiful!” the old lady in the wedding dress said, clasping her hands to her face. Arnold”—she elbowed the man beside her—“this is better than Wicked!”

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