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    Default Funny, interesting or weird quotes from books

    Read a book and you wanted to share that funny passage/phrase with someone? Or maybe you read a weird line that's so weird and odd it made you laugh? Or just made you go ?
    Anything goes, from weird to interesting, from "oh my god, i can't stop laughing" to "my god, is this author insane?".
    Share and bring a smile on our faces cause we so need them these days.


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    Those hazel eyes were hot and dry. Except for the first
    time Darius had forced him, Rhys still shed his tears in the
    dark of night when he thought no one could see or hear.
    So much strength in such a thin, frail shell.



    “You gave us hope the moment you told us to kill you to
    protect ourselves. Knowing people like you exist, people
    who won’t lie or kill or whore themselves out for another
    day of pointless breathing, people who actually believe in
    something—even if it’s just yourself and what you know
    is right—it makes it worth it, boy. Everything we’ve lost.
    Everything we’ve destroyed. Everything we’ve fought for.
    Me. Xolani. Titus. All of us. We can look at someone like you
    and think that maybe this world ain’t such a shithole after all.
    Maybe there’s something in it to give meaning to spending the
    rest of our lives doing what we do now.”


    from Strain


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    “Yeah, well, news flash,
    Rhys. Who you f*** and how you do it has jack shit to do with
    whether or not you’re a decent guy. It never did, but before
    the plague, A*******s like your Father Maurice didn’t get the
    memo on that. But, hey! Now it’s a new world, and you can
    f*** the whole damn company. You can get off on slapping
    people around and calling them cum-guzzling gutter sluts,
    or you can get off on being slapped around. Doesn’t matter.
    Doesn’t matter if you’re doing it to survive or just because
    that’s what gets your rocks off. As long as they’re all of age and
    capable of consenting, you still get to call yourself decent, and
    most people are too busy trying to survive to give a damn. So
    there. If you’re waiting for permission, you have it. I give you
    my blessing. Go forth and f*** whomever you want, however
    you want, and you’ll still be an okay guy. I promise.”

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    “I think I’ll stick with the infinitely superior plan of knowing I’m lost in what is no doubt an absolute sea of one-night stands and brief hook-ups and go back to thanking my lucky stars that the only thing I took away from our encounter was Shea and not an absolute alphabet soup of STD’s.” He shuddered. “That is the absolute last time I rely on using condoms obtained in public restrooms.”
    “Amen to that, my brother.”



    “Why the hell are you two morons still wasting your time and my budget on solving these vandalism cases and not getting on with all the other cases making me clench my awesome buttocks together so hard that they could crack freakin’ walnuts if I needed them too?”



    From A memory away - Taylor Lewis


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    Kyle had rallied admirably in the face of his extreme trauma. He was dealing with it by pretending it had never happened and embracing denial so fervently he was in danger of turning it into a new religion.


    “Lopez,” Carol, narrowed her steely gaze on Gina. “Lay off the donuts. The homage to J-Lo can only be taken so far and no babies in my damn department are gonna have back, okay? Hit the gym.”


    same book


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    “Goldman, if you ever tell anyone what I am about to say to you, I will hunt you down like a dog and shoot you till I run out of bullets, clear?” Lopez waited for Jonah to give a wary nod of acknowledgement......Lopez patted his arm, closed her eyes with a pained grimace and said, “Then you gotta man the f*ck up and go talk about your emotions.” She opened her eyes at the muffled groan of protest from Jonah and said sympathetically, “I know, I feel your pain. You want to go shoot something?” She fished the car keys out of her cleavage. “Lee said this morning he could use some back up when he goes to bust that rape suspect this afternoon. No one’s gonna care too much if he takes a slug to the ass.

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    After the first few sips of the hot black java, he felt almost human again.

    Bayou Dreams by Lynn Lorenz

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    "Really? You wondered what you could say to create the perfect first impression, and that was what you came up with?" Micah shook his head, utterly aghast. "You do realize every time Harry sees you for the rest of your life, an image of me staring up your va-j-j wearing a miner's hat and carrying a canary is going to flash before his eyes?"

    "And you have the cheek to accuse me of being offensive?" Sarah grimaced. "Great, now I have to miss introducing Algie to Mum's cronies at the W.I. in the morning because I'll be bleaching my brain."



    Lisa Worrell - Unexpected,


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    There's no doubt he's a Sidhe. He couldn't be any more Irish if he were kissing the Blarney Stone while drinking Guinness and farting shamrocks.


    By St. Paddy's toenails! He must be enormous. It looks like someone's stuffed a whale's dick in there.



    Oh, Sonny Boy, I know what naughty notions are running through your head right now. And none of them have anything to do with sleep, or getting me to your father. You want to find out if what I've got stuffed in my jumpsuit is real, or just an extra sock I had lying around my apartment.


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    Mark slammed the trunk of his car, tossed the strap of the small sports bag overhis shoulder, and headed back to the hotel’s entrance. He strode past the front desk and made his way to the same bank of elevators he’d used.
    “Excuse me, sir.” A man in a suit, with the hotel’s badge pinned to his chest,approached him. “Are you checking in?”
    Mark grinned. “No. I’m joining a friend.”
    “Is he a guest?”
    “Yes, he is.” Mark pushed the elevator call button.
    “I’m afraid he’ll have to register you on his room, if you’re going to stay withhim.”
    Mark frowned. “I’m just changing clothes. I’m only here for the day.”
    “Were you here last night?”
    The bell dinged, and the doors opened. Mark stared at the empty car, then exhaled.
    “Yes, I was.”
    “Let’s go over here, and I’ll call his room, and he can come down.” The man pointed to the front desk. His expression told Mark he didn’t think much of Mark, or his overnight stay.
    “Really? Is all this necessary?” Mark didn’t like the way the guy was looking at him, and this all seemed very familiar. Then it hit him, and he burst out laughing.
    The man froze, eyebrows rising to nearly his hairline. “What’s so funny?”
    “This is so Pretty Woman!” Mark chuckled at the blank look on the man’s face.
    “Haven’t you seen it? The hotel guy won’t let Julia Roberts up in the elevator because he knows she’s a hooker.”
    “Are you a hooker?” The guy had a rod up his ass, for sure.

    BAYOU LOUP by Lynn Lorenz








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    Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual.

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