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     OFFLINE joe78 is offline

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    Default Doctor Jokes

    Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You've already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of my kidneys. I only came to see if you could get me out of this place!
    Doctor: I am, bit by bit.



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    Patient: Doctor, I think I might have a tumor.
    Doctor: Don't worry, it's all in your head.



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    Default Re: Doctor Jokes

    Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee
    Have you tried taking the spoon out?



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    Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.
    Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first.
    Doctor: The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live.
    Patient: 24 HOURS! That's terrible!! WHAT could be WORSE? What's the very bad news?
    Doctor: I've been trying to reach you since yesterday.



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    "Doctor, doctor, You've got to help me - I just can't stop my hands shaking!"
    "Do you drink a lot?"
    "Not really - I spill most of it!"



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