Awesome! Love Chuck Norris jokes, er, facts that is.
Today I learn these facts about Mr. Norris:
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
Chuck Norris knows what he did, tomorrow.
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take sh*t from anybody.
When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror, the mirror breaks, not because he's ugly, but because there can only be one Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't solve a Rubik's cube, the Rubik's cube solves itself for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't microwave popcorn, it's popped as soon as he touches the bag.
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