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    Default Chuck Norris Jokes

    My top 3:
    - When Alexander Bell invented the phone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.
    - When the Boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
    - Chuck Norris counted to infinity, twice.



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    Default Re: Chuck Norris Jokes

    Awesome! Love Chuck Norris jokes, er, facts that is.
    Today I learn these facts about Mr. Norris:
    If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
    Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
    Chuck Norris knows what he did, tomorrow.
    They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take sh*t from anybody.



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    Default Re: Chuck Norris Jokes

    - Chuck Norris manages to achieve a bachelor's degree in scheduled time...
    - Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
    - If you have 5 Dollas and Chuck Norris has 5 Dollars, He has more money than you.



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    Default Re: Chuck Norris Jokes

    When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror, the mirror breaks, not because he's ugly, but because there can only be one Chuck Norris.
    Chuck Norris doesn't solve a Rubik's cube, the Rubik's cube solves itself for Chuck Norris.
    Chuck Norris doesn't microwave popcorn, it's popped as soon as he touches the bag.



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    Default Re: Chuck Norris Jokes

    Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience.



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    Default Re: Chuck Norris Jokes

    when chuck norris looks at himself at a mirror, there is no reflection. there can only be one chuck norris.



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    Default Re: Chuck Norris Jokes

    chuck norris can drown a goldfish



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    Default Re: Chuck Norris Jokes

    Chuck Norris' watch never stops, time stops for Chuck Norris.



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    Default Re: Chuck Norris Jokes

    Chuck norris died this morning, but he's okay now..



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