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    Default Chuck Norris Jokes

    My top 3:
    - When Alexander Bell invented the phone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.
    - When the Boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
    - Chuck Norris counted to infinity, twice.



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    - Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afraid to move.
    - Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
    - Chuck Norris can drown a fish.



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    Default Re: Chuck Norris Jokes

    -Chuck Norris can press pause on reality.
    -Chuck Norris jumped off a building once. The ground didn't make it...
    -Chuck Norris can make onions cry



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    Default Re: Chuck Norris Jokes

    - When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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    Chuck Norris knows where Carmen Sandiego is.
    - Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.





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    Default Re: Chuck Norris Jokes

    The original title of the Bible was Chuck Norris and friends
    The movie The Expendables 2 is actually documentary. The plot is about a bunch of kids that hang around Chuck Norris
    When Chuck Norris speaks even the facts are quiet



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    Default Re: Chuck Norris Jokes

    Chunk Norris died 20 years ago death just doesn't have the guts to tell him.
    Lighting once struck Chuck Norris. He struck back. This started the expression lighting never strikes the same Chuck Norris twice.



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    Default Re: Chuck Norris Jokes

    Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afraid to move.



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    Default Re: Chuck Norris Jokes

    Quote Originally Posted by ranweel View Post
    My top 3:
    - When Alexander Bell invented the phone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.
    - When the Boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
    - Chuck Norris counted to infinity, twice.

    These 3 are awesome!!



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    Default Re: Chuck Norris Jokes

    1 ~ Chuck Norris won American Idol using only sign language.
    2 ~Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
    3 ~Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards
    4 ~Some magicians can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
    5 ~Fear of spiders is arachnophobia, fear of tight spaces is claustrophobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic

    lol my fav are 1 and 4



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    Default Re: Chuck Norris Jokes

    A werewolf once bit Chuck Norris, when the full moon rose the werewolf turned into Chuck Norris.



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