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    New Marriage

    "Daddy," a little boy asked his father. "How much does it cost to get married?"

    "I don't know, son. I'm still paying for it."



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    Once in a Lifetime

    Two girls were talking about their plans for their upcoming prom.

    "Iím renting a stretch limo and spending $1,000 on a new dress, and Iíve reserved a table at the most expensive restaurant in town," one girl said.
    Their teacher overheard her and shook her head. "I didnít spend that much on my wedding."
    The girl answered, "I can have three or four weddings. But a prom you do only once."



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    Squeaky Wheel

    The wheel of a lady's grocery cart was making a horrible scraping sound as she rolled it through the supermarket. Nevertheless, when she finished her shopping and saw a cartless woman, she offered it up, explaining, "It makes an awful noise, but it works."
    "Thatís okay," the woman said, taking it. "I have a husband at home like that."



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    Review and Repeat

    When her husband pointed out her tendency to retell the same stories over and over, she reminded him that he was just as guilty.
    "Allow me to clarify," he said in response. "I review. You repeat."



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    Looking Good

    Even at age 88, Sara's mother was vain about her looks. At a party, an old friend exclaimed, "Edith, you havenít changed in 20 years."
    "Oh," said Sara's mom, horrified. "I hope I didnít look like this 20 years ago."



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    Final Farewell

    Following a funeral service, the pallbearers are carrying the casket out of the church when they accidentally bump into a wall. From inside the coffin they hear a faint moan. Opening the lid, they find the man inside alive! He leaps out, performs a little jig, and lives another ten years before eventually keeling over.
    Once again, a ceremony is conducted, and at the end, the pallbearers carry out the casket. As they head toward the doors of the church, the wife of the deceased leaps to her feet and shouts, "Watch the wall!"



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