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    Grain Things You Wouldn't Know Without Movies

    Things You Wouldn't Know Without Movies

    -It is always possible to park directly outside any building you are visiting.


    -A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.
    -If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps.
    -Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communication systems of any invading alien civilization.
    -It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.
    -When a person is knocked unconscious by a blow to the head, they will never suffer a concussion or brain damage.
    -No one involved in a car chase, hijacking, explosion, volcanic eruption or alien invasion will ever go into shock.
    -Police Departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned a partner who is their total opposite.
    -When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other.
    -You can always find a chainsaw when you need one.
    -Any lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper clip in seconds, unless it's the door to a burning building with a child trapped inside.
    -An electric fence, powerful enough to kill a dinosaur will cause no lasting damage to an eight-year-old child.
    -Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you personally at that precise moment you turn the television on.



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    Default Re: Things You Wouldn't Know Without Movies

    hahha parking, so true! and LOL at the foreigners one



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    Default Re: Things You Wouldn't Know Without Movies

    And staying in America is unsafe because Aliens will always attack there first but on the bright side Americian will figure out a way to neutralise the threat before they can attack any other country.
    Any sharpshooter with an automatic weapon will always miss the helicopter flying away until a lucky bullets hits the fuel tank.


    Last edited by crazy1975; 09-08-2012 at 05:53 AM.

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    Default Re: Things You Wouldn't Know Without Movies

    In movies, water heaters have a working lifespan of 50 years...when bored college kids on spring break decide to have a party in the old haunted building that's been abandoned for 50 years, at some point during all the hauntings and killings some dumb bimbo will decide to take a bath in the bathroom that, although vacant for years, still has a pristine bathtub and lots of hot water!



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    Default Re: Things You Wouldn't Know Without Movies

    In a movie, if a person's heart flat lines, you can "shock" it back to life, even though, in real life, that would be as effective as jumpstarting a car with no gasoline.



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    Default Re: Things You Wouldn't Know Without Movies

    In the movies the best looking person in the cast has a 75% chance of being an absolute idiot and increased chance of being killed first.



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    Default Re: Things You Wouldn't Know Without Movies

    No matter how old and ugly, the "hero" always has a young beautiful woman fall for him by the end of the movie.

    No matter how long one is in a coma -- two seconds after they wake up they can spring into a fight.



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    Default Re: Things You Wouldn't Know Without Movies

    While driving it is always necessary to turn the steering wheel left and right ... vigorously.



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    Default Re: Things You Wouldn't Know Without Movies

    Haha so true about the lock and the credit card...In real life, attempting such things will leave to broken credit cards!



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    Default Re: Things You Wouldn't Know Without Movies

    When something bad is about to happen, particularly when a monster/serial killer/zombie/alien is going to attack someone, it always comes from above and behind.



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